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Black and white photo of pregnant woman next to vaccum

'Herein is the day that I hacked my cleaner-of-vacuums. For long moons uncounted did it quake and stutter as I whipped it to its appointed duties. For long moons did it cry-out like the cowardly polliwog that crunches under iron boot. But 'nigh was the day whence I spilled its graying guts forth, and tore-out its cobwebbed heart in madness. Verily then didst' I force a new, gleaming organ into the blackend cavity, and force its acceptance with little more than an empty bread-bag and ducted-tape.


And 'lo, didst' it spring to life, and its cry struck fear into the many-clawed things that scrabbled across darkened, marble floors. Verily I slew the rabbits-of-dust in their hundreds and thousands, and screaming into the pits of Pandemonium did I send the devils-of-dirt in their hoary numbers.


Truly, 'twas a thing of might that I'd forged. Men now feared me, and women sought my children; I had become l337 h@x0r. Fear my wraths.


(Update: Verily dids't the innards of my mighty weapon explode with might & fury. The dust of many rabbits stains my floors...)





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(Anonymous)
Dec. 22nd, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
what the Jesus H.FUck does any of this mean?..

Zos
ccord
Dec. 22nd, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
what the Jesus H.FUck does any of this mean?...

What, you don't speak 14th-century English? :-)
(Anonymous)
Dec. 22nd, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
oh and you soo have to post your picture from the Cat's where you are in that smashing suit and hat as your ID picture here

man do you ever look smashing on that one

Zos
ccord
Dec. 22nd, 2005 02:54 am (UTC)
oh and you soo have to post your picture from the Cat's where you are in that smashing suit and hat as your ID picture here

man do you ever look smashing on that one


I'm not sure why anyone likes that photo. I dislike it because I had a cold when it was taken, thus my nose looks red, and it seems like I lost 10kg. :-P
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