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Friends with ovaries

If you've browsed through the "Friends" section lately, you've likely noticed that it is a bit more pink than usual. Well, I got a bit tired of the slow pace of posting from my "Friends", so I made new ones by signing-on to the VaginaPagina community, because, apparently, there's nothing that people like talking about more than their vaginas! Unless, of course, it's other people's vaginas. Come to think of it, other people's vaginas seem to be more popular...

So, yes, even though my "Friends" will now be flooded with stories of UTIs, YIs, IUDs, and jilling-off - along with the obligatory "Is this normal?" - it will at least look as if it's busy... When it's not gazing at itself in a hand-mirror, at any rate. I rejoice! ;-P


Aside:
Call me unimaginative, but I haven't been able to believe in a similar community being created to deal with all the boyish bits of the world. Boys have their fair share of discharges, UTIs, and bizarre malfunctions, but they don't often congregrate to discuss the matter. Maybe that's for the best - we probably don't need to have the following instant-messaging conversations:

Emret: Uh, Joe-Bob, can we talk?
JB: Mmmm, what's up Emret?
Emret: Well, you see Joe-Bob, something ain't right... "down there".
JB: ???
Emret: Well, you see, I've got this funny, thick discharge...
JB:
*NO CARRIER*



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marcnicholas
Dec. 28th, 2005 08:56 pm (UTC)
If I ever have a bastard son, I'm going to call him Emret.

ccord
Dec. 28th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
If I ever have a bastard son, I'm going to call him Emret.

I was going to name mine 'Sue'; I'm a traditional sort of guy.
marcnicholas
Dec. 28th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC)
Johnny Cash would not approve...
ccord
Dec. 29th, 2005 05:58 am (UTC)
Johnny Cash would not approve...

The Man in Black needed to suck-it-up, and take his beatings like a man, dammit'. :-)
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