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...And today, I learnt the reason why some women still sleep with teddy bears. Is it because they're cute & cuddly? No. Is it a Freudian yearning for a lost childhood? No! The reason is.......

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Apparently, having a stuffed animal hugged to your chest, as support, whilst you sleep on your side is helpful in keeping your breasts from rubbing against each other while you rest. I have to admit, that particular solution to the question never quite occured to me. :-|

I wonder if men have any sleeping habits that are perfectly self-explanatory to us, but utterly mysterious to women?



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marcnicholas
Jan. 12th, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
I sometimes leave the toilet seat up because I'm lazy.
ccord
Jan. 13th, 2006 03:30 am (UTC)
I wonder if men have any sleeping habits that are perfectly self-explanatory to us, but utterly mysterious to women?

I sometimes leave the toilet seat up because I'm lazy.


Wait - so you're saying you sleep with a open toilet seat? O_o
(Anonymous)
Jan. 14th, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC)
you are a sick sick man

(use this comment for every post here)

zosja
ccord
Jan. 14th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
Oi there, I'm not the one conscripting innocent teddy-bears for use as breast support! I'm a mere bystander reporting on the wanton ways of the female sexed. O:-)
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