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The pragmatics of animal companions...

Cat's & dogs are two very different animals. If you were to fall down dead in your apartment one night, your loyal canine may very well lay down beside you & die of heatbreak. A cat, on the otherhand, would sit calmly by your side, eye your still-cooling corpse, and make a critical decision on which part it should eat first.


...And that's why I'm a cat person; should I drop dead at home, I won't have to worry about them starving to death. :-)



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(Anonymous)
Nov. 19th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
now, having small forest creatures listed in your interests is so cute, who would ever care you've put the word k*****g next to them

awwwhh
Zosja
ccord
Nov. 19th, 2005 08:28 pm (UTC)
...
Well, if you lived near a forest filled with these beasties, you might reconsider how cute you consider them:

http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html

Colin
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