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Elexa: the last temptation of Jean-Coutu

The fines folks at Jean-Coutu (JC) have chosen to renounce the act they've played so long. Inspired, perhaps, by the Elexa breakthrough, the apothecaries at the local JC have starched their lips, and firmly faced realities, by declaring to the land of Montreal, "Yes, we sell vibrators!"

The "Durex" sisters are the first to have broken the glass-ceiling, by finally finding acceptance among the ranks of feminine propholactics, sexual lubricants, massage oils, and vibrating rings. No longer do they find themselves consigned to a niche on an upper-shelf next to the foot-massagers, and home-humidifiers; they stand tall - and long - beside the ranks of "Ribbed/Studded/Flavoured/Coloured/Perfumed/CrashTestDummied-For-Her-Pleasure" condoms - which is also convienient, since one does often need to slip a rubber over a vibe to aid in post-onanistic clean-up.

And are the "Durex" sisters phallic? You bet your sweet bippy; although it's worth noting that at least one of the siblings has been rather curiously shaped in the form of an iron-like hand device.

So Happy New Year Montreal! You can now finally purchase a thirty-centimeter, plug-in, external vibe, alongside with hair-conditioner, and a pack of Trojan extra-large. Indulge now, before we fall dangerously behind to vibe-acceptance curve...

International stats on the adoption of vibrators, by nation
(Chart courteousy of Durex.com)



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tashamonster
Feb. 23rd, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
I just thought I would congratulate you on knowing more about female sex toys than any of my girl friends. I must admit I am waiting for the entry about uh, penis pumps (or something? I admit I just did a google search to find out what was out there), but I guess I guess the local pharmacies figure that guys have it all figured out already.

I hope your leg is feeling better - drink tea and read some good books, yo!
ccord
Feb. 24th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
I just thought I would congratulate you on knowing more about female sex toys than any of my girl friends.

Yes, well, when you learn that I'm secretly Betty Dodson, all the pieces will start coming together for you...

I must admit I am waiting for the entry about uh, penis pumps (or something? I admit I just did a google search to find out what was out there), but I guess I guess the local pharmacies figure that guys have it all figured out already.

Honestly, I've yet to run across a male-oriented, solo-sex toy that didn't give me an "ick" reaction (vagina-on-a-stick... ick.) Male toys have only ever aspired to the level of asthetic beauty attained by even the average giant, day-glow, vibrating tounge for women. At any rate, males have a different set of sexual challenges to face up-to; one being to become less phallus-oriented - and these types of things really don't serve any purpose to that end.

I hope your leg is feeling better - drink tea and read some good books, yo!

I'm having surgery tomorrow, so we won't know if it'll be feeling better for a bit. But, thanks for the thought!
tashamonster
Feb. 24th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I've yet to run across a male-oriented, solo-sex toy that didn't give me an "ick" reaction (vagina-on-a-stick... ick.) Male toys have only ever aspired to the level of asthetic beauty attained by even the average giant, day-glow, vibrating tounge for women. At any rate, males have a different set of sexual challenges to face up-to; one being to become less phallus-oriented - and these types of things really don't serve any purpose to that end.

This made me giggle. I have to agree.

Sending thoughts of two healthy legs!
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