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Fear not, you are not deprived.

Tonight, at some gods-forgotten time of the morn', 'tween the witching hour & dawn, I strode away from my terminal, through a darkened apartment. There, in the shadowy twilight of the radiators and tile, I had the opportunity to witness my male cat attempt to jump into an open toilet bowl. This would have been concerning enough, if I had not been attempting to urinate at that moment. To say the least, it is interesting to have to kick a feline out of a toilet bowl in the dark, while balancing on one foot, and holding nature's steady stream in check.


Girls, ladies, women -- if ever you find yourself regretting your limited ability to pee while standing, and write your name in the snow, just recall that you don't have to deal with stuff like this.





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