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"Don't be such a Betty!"

Okay, I suppose it's high-time for a 'stupid' post anyways:

There might come a time in the life of any overindulged consumerist that they will be forced to ask themselves, "Hmmmm, should I spend this money on food for a starving orphan child, or use it to dye my pubic hair pink?"

Of course, if you ever have to pose that question to yourself, or even consider using money on a home pubic-hair-dying kit, you need to be smacked very, very hard. I mean, really, how bourgeouis is it to dye one's nether-hairs in one's own lavatory when there are professionals that can be employed for that sort of thing? Clearly this is yet another example of the unwashed, middle-class, plebian masses attempting to imitate their betters through penny-pinching means. How jujune!

(I don't even want to know how much money the company is making off of this.:-/)

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nosefucked
Oct. 25th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
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