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The Gov't Wants Your Pee!

(Excerpt from Townhall.com...)

"Researchers have figured out how to give an entire community a drug test using just a teaspoon of wastewater from a city's sewer plant.

The test wouldn't be used to finger any single person as a drug user. But it would help federal law enforcement and other agencies track the spread of dangerous drugs, like methamphetamines, across the country."


Time was, we only needed to worry about metal fillings and fluoride in the drinking water. Now, we've gotta' worry about the Men in Black analyzing our sewer waste too! What happened to the world where we could do an 8-ball of crank and a gin-bottle full of rohypnol in the privacy of our own homes, and then pee the metabolites into the loo without it showing-up on some lab-coat's statistical analysis? Free citizens, abandon your bowls and urinate in the alleys; deny the Feds your golden bounty! ;-P

Drawing of Too Much Coffee Man

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