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Epic Feats for Female Characters

Ever felt the desire to use "World of Warcraft" to psychologically scar teenaged males? Well, dream no more, for the folks at SomethingAwful.com have read forth the secret knowledge needed to string along lonely MMORPG players - encouraging them to shower one's avatar with booty and proclaim their everlasting devotion for months... Before imploding their fantasies in a "cybering" encounter calculated to not only make them avoid one's presence forevermore, but encourage them to cancel their "WoW" subscription, drop off the Internet, change addresses, and join a monestary.

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quintessenz
May. 14th, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
HAHA!
Well, I have 2 female roomates who play games and man, they get a lot of free stuff for sure. Sometimes I use a gender neutral name and have people mistakenly think my character is a woman... the whole time I was thinking "Why is this person so nice to me?"
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